So basically I just graduated from University of Miami with a B.F.A in Acting and this is my first job in the "Real World". I decided that I would document this wild adventure and share with everyone the fear, the rewards and the reality of doing a 12 month Children's Theatre National Tour. My job is to arrive into town Sunday, audition 25-350 kids Monday and by Saturday pull off a full musical production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" starring yours truly, Christopher Nelson Harbur.

6/30/2006

Last day till show...

Well, our last rehearsal before show day was not too hot. I mean the kids didn't know lines, cues or much of anything and it was a real struggle to get volume in that big theatre...Our 2 female leads (Hannah and Jennifer, 13 year olds) are probably my favorite kids ever and made me a little illustrated book with all the bizarre things I say and do during rehearsals which pretty much made my week... It's wierd because as bad as today was, we had SO MUCH FUN running the show!

6/28/2006

Dear God...

It took us over 2 hours to run 50 minutes of show today. Kids were constantly swatting at bees, mosquitoes, ants, caterpillars, ladybugs, crickets, mountain lions and each other. The funny part is that I finally snapped and yelled at this 9 year old girl for flailing around behind me on-stage today and then I realized she was being attacked by fire ants and had bites all over her body...yes, it's true, I have a way with children



The sweaty stage that cuts kids when kneeled on it.



This is our "backstage" area...beautiful for lounging but not controlling 65 kids.


I feel like the theatre is more like a place for monks to get away and pray or something.

6/27/2006

Our Saratoga Venue

This week has really tested our skills with children. After our outside rehearsal today fighting mosquitoes, bees and ADD, I was extremely infuriated. These kids are very privileged and the "summer camp" mentality is reeeaaalllly working against us. I fought for 4 solid hours to get any kind of energy and/or motivation out of these kids to no avail. On the positive side our leads are very talented singers and actors so at the very least we have a solid core...

Well I tried to post pics of the venue but it isn't working. I’ll try tomorrow!

Week #3 Saratoga

The theatre is magnificent, the people are friendly and the food is fabulous but there is one thing Katie and I are dreading about this week's show....IT'S AN OUTSIDE THEATRE.
Question of the week:
How the heck are we supposed to control 65 kids in FUR costumes from going insane during 95 degree rehearsals this week?
(Please post any suggestions on the blog)





6/26/2006

Ahhhh Sundays

Gotta love Sundays....We only had a 40 mile drive to Saratoga so we thought we'd make a few stops on the way...

(The view from the house I stayed at in Santa Rosa)

Stop #1: St. Francis Winery

The view from St. Francis' porch















Inspired by the movie "Sideways" I give my highly trained shanauser a good wiff...My inner monologue goes something like: "Hmmmm....nutty with a touch of rasperry....and...is that....just the slightest bit of....cheese?!?!

Stop #2:
San Francisco (The Giants/A's Game) @ AT&T Ball Park

San Fran Bay Area

Mr. Bonds in all his steroid-glory

Katie and I at the Park



AT&T Park over looks the Bay


Katie and I practicing for our Make-up workshop in the morning (pretty good huh?)

Show #2 (Santa Rosa Style)

Going into today's show we had 3 big worries:
1. Our leads singing on pitch
2. Our kids being loud enough to fill the house
3. Our set falling over and killing Akela

All was going smoothly and make-up was done with 30 min to spare! About 15 min before show time I was doing a warm-up with the kids to calm their nerves and eyes were closed. A 5 year old monkey caught my attention because he was squirming uncomfortably in his costume and within seconds the floor around him was drenched. I ran and snatched him while everyone's eyes were still closed making up new "keep your eyes closed" warm -ups to buy time to move people away from ground zero. I think only one older kid figured out what had happened and soon we were on our way back stage.
The show was great and no more bowel movements occurred, no children died as a result of a freak set falling over accident, and amazingly our lead NAILED her solo! YAY SANTA ROSA!

6/24/2006

Day before show...

Being in a 1500 seat theatre that is more or less thrust (meaning the stage comes out into the audience a little) has its definite challenges. Getting kids to stay "open" while they are acting is really, really hard because they never remember.
So today we are running "Leader of the Pack" which is a huge dance number where the wolf pack (which consists of 8 the ditziest 11-12 year old girls we can find) are singing their hearts out to Akela (the studly leader of the pack) and Akela is up on this huge rock flexing his muscles etc... All of a sudden the set, which is about 20 ft high, topples over right on top of him and half of the wolf pack....what followed was the deafening, pre-pubescent screams of 57 children who were all jumping off the stage as if an earthquake was taking place. As monkeys, rock pythons and wolves flew off the 4 ft. stage, I couldn't help but die of laughter. It took about 25 minutes to get every one back under control and our rehearsal was cut short...too bad there is a show tomorrow.

6/22/2006

Hard job...

This job is so difficult because there are SO MANY things to remember! We are supposed to call the home office every Wednesday and we forgot, we are supposed to call each new place two weeks in advance and a week in advance (we forgot) AND we have to do laundry every single week, (which we barely remembered today) to name a few of them.
As far as our little show this week, it is going pretty smooth. We got comp tix to see Ringo Star and his all-star band last night (tix went for $120) and some of his instrumentalists were simply phenominal. Jealous???

6/20/2006

Santa Rosa!

It turns out that we had about 115 at the audition which threw Katie and I off a bit because we had prepared for around 200...We ended up casting the entire show in 45 minutes and having an hour to check and double check our decision. The space is H-U-G-E at the Wells Fargo Center and seats 1500+. They have Ringo Star coming tonight and Bill Cosby in a month or so. I am a little worried about the stage because it is Ginormus and there is minimal room backstage so we'll see what happens. We sold 55 t-shirts last week in Napa and they told us we could keep the additional 20% commission so Katie and I are rollin in the dough this week! WHOOOOO!

6/18/2006

Ready to do it ALL OVER...

When I woke up this morning I couldn't help feeling like I had just conquered a small country. I just lay there, in my luscious queen size bed at the Travelodge knowing that every single one of those kids had just done something truly remarkable. Today was going to be a relaxing day driving to our new spot, Santa Rosa, CA...and thats exactly what it was.
The only troubling thing that happened was that when we arrived to our new destination, we found out that in the morning numbers are expected to be in the 200's for the audition....God help us!
STAY TUNED...

The BIG DAY

Yesterday the internet was down here so I couldn't write but we actually ran the show, almost two full times before we had to release them and the amazing thing is that they were very solid runs....However, today was going to be the true test for these Napa kids because the call time was 10:30 am and the show wasn't till 3pm, so Katie and I figured we had plenty of time to get them into costume, make-up, and do a dress rehearsal before the audience came...I have never estimated a time block so poorly in my life.

First, the dress rehearsal was rough. Kids were missing cues left and right because of a bathroom epidemic and one of our pee-wee's (5-7 yr olds) decided to lose her first tooth soon after which sent all of our monkey people screaming from the blood on her hands; not to mention the fact that I had so much to think about I couldn't even get my own lines right. At one point I give the cue line for the monkeys and I said, "Now give us the Man cub, Monkey People!" and one little 5 year old girl stops the dress rehersal and says, "You're saying your line wrong! You're supposed to say; Now give up the man cub, Monkey People!"

Next, we figured that 1 hour prior to the show would be plenty of time for make-up but then we went into the dressing rooms and discovered that we were going to have make-up 57 kids faces in a 2 foot wide hall-way. About 45 kids later I looked down at my watch and saw that we had 8 minutes until we had to get on stage but 12 kids still stood in my line...Half of me was ready to jump ship as I literally painted brown "racing stripes"on the last 12 kids (who were all supposed to be wolves). The last girl in line wondered if I had a costume too...It was right about that moment when I hit rock bottom. I now had a total of 2 minutes to put on my Baloo costume, slap on my make-up, and run upstairs to the stage. I felt legitimate tears beginning to form in my eyes as the thought of this show failing became a very real possibility...My brain was screaming at me to shut-down, my stomach was raging because I hadn't eat'n all day and I wanted nothing more than to sit on the ground and cry.

I sprinted into to dressing room, jumped into my bear suit, took my finger and threw it in brown make-up to streak my face and dashed up-stairs literally as the piano started it's overture and to make a long story short, the show rocked! Not a single line was dropped (except by me) and our little Jungle Book show was a complete success.






This is the end of our finale song


The monkey costumes are quite possible the most amazing things ever...

6/16/2006

"Run the show" DAY

I put "Run the show" in quotes because that is what is supposed to happen today. I think I may have over-estimated how well the kids knew their lines a bit because there were about 10 different train wrecks on-stage today. It is difficult for them to know their cues because the scripts we give them only have their individual lines in them so there was mass chaos for about 3 hours today. The scary part is the fact that we only have 1 more rehearsal until the show on Saturday so I'm begninng to get a liiiiiittle bit worried. In the audition on Monday we select 4 Assistant Directors (AD's) to help out with lights, sound and backstage and one girl we selected this week (10 years old) was laying on the stage at the end of rehearsal exhausted and when I asked her why she was so tired she yelled, "ACTORS ARGHHH!"

6/14/2006

Pics


This was by far the scariest plane ride I have ever had because not only was I flying in adverse weather conditions on a prop plane to the middle of nowhere (Missoula, MT) I was sitting next to a gay hair dresser from L.A. who desperately wanted to make me over...true story.

This is the view from the bridge we walked over every day to get to training.

This Squirrel would seriously sit outside my window every morning and let me photograph him. After about a week of this, I told him I was feeling a bit creepy about our unusual relationship and he ran away, never again to return to my window...also a true story

This is for you people who don't believe my story...

Some of the most genuinely kind people I have ever metPerry Thurman (probably my top 10 favorite people of all-time) was my roomate during the training in Montana, and yes that's Dori from
"Finding Nemo" clutched in his arms...he's from Minnesota.

We took a little 180 mile detour on our way to Napa, CA so we could drive through Yellowstone. I am wearing a pair of avaiators that I purchased at Super Walmart for $4.65 (Aren't you proud mom?)
This was actually a bit frightening because these buffalo stormed the roads and started ramming cars.

(You can click any of these images to enlarge them)

Day 2 and 3

Kids are remarkable...In the last 2 days, (6 hours of rehearsal) these kids have not only memorized 50 pages of lines BUT they know 6 giant ensemble dances, songs and movement. Granted we are in a pretty upscale place in California with kids who go to gifted schools, but these kids are sponges and rarely need to be given acting notes twice. Of course there are the kids who are pretty shy and can't fill the huge Opera House but for the most part they are sharp. The only thing that really sucks is that my voice is so hoarse from talking loudly for 4 hours a day and I have to perform two shows on Saturday but I'll stick it out. The one big concern Katie and I have right now is that Kaa the 9 person snake reaaaalllly doesn't have any idea when they say what line even though I swear I taught them correctly....

6/13/2006

DAY ONE--- The Audition

All I have to say about today is WOW. This is the most challenging job I have ever had in my life... So today we pull into Napa, CA and walk into the Opera House (which is stunning) and find a room full of 95 children all DYING to be a part of the Jungle Book.... The amount of fear and anxiety that washed over me at that moment was unreal. Probably because in the next 100 minutes, Katie (my touring partner) and I were going to have to find 57 able children to cast in the show which, by the way, we had only just learned how to do in training 3 days prior. Now this was sure to be a monumental task because not only were we going to have to make 95 children behave for 2 hours, but their parents as well...You see, in the acting world we have these mother's called Stage Mom's. Stage Mom's are the wonderful people who demand that their little Susie has the best voice in her school and must have a leading role or they'll find out where you sleep.
By the grace of God, 2 hours later we had our cast and after announcing all 57 of them, there was a cacophony of laughter, temper-tantrums and tears.